the miseducation of patrick dunn
Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.
A business major watches Transformers: Dark of the Moon and wonders who is going to pay for the clean up after the Decepticons seized and destroyed the city of Chicago. Thousands of relief workers are sure to get sick after inhaling toxic dust and handling other hazardous debris, such as asbestos, lead, and mercury. The price of proper protective equipment is not cheap and just think of the lawsuits that are bound to spring up over the next decade and beyond.
“This is the worst fictional disaster on American soil since the Scarecrow released his fear gas into the streets of Gotham City,” said Rahm Emanuel, incumbent mayor of Chicago, who casually is forgetting about the angry space cloud thing from Green Lantern and the alien invasion of Battle: Los Angeles; where relief workers are still scrambling to get Hollywood back into shape in time for the 84th Academy Awards.
