Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.

Someone needs to commission a spinoff based around the hounds of Downton Abbey and it needs to be animated à la Capital Critters.

Honestly, the real reason I have been watching Downton Abbey is for the rare glimpses of Isis, the blonde labrador; who is often seen chasing after the stray ping pong balls that have been terrorizing Downton ever since those rowdy, convalescing hooligans arrived.