the miseducation of patrick dunn

you really got me

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:52:00 -0400

Smell ya later, Peggy Olson; and you could not have picked better timing to pack up your thermos and jump ship. The back office shenanigans at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce are becoming such a torrid mess, the company is sure to face a crumbling implosion; and faster than it takes for Megan Draper to slip and fall off the balcony at the swanky Draper penthouse.

And how does Pete Campbell sleep at night after the pimping of Joan Harris? Passed out on his boring suburban couch with his daughter in his arm and a half-read copy of Goodnight Moon resting on his lap.

"I don’t want big, I want huge. I don’t want surprising, I want stunning. I don’t want fast, I want..."

Sat, 26 May 2012 19:43:12 -0400

“I don’t want big, I want huge. I don’t want surprising, I want stunning. I don’t want fast, I want explosive. I don’t want accidents, I want disasters. I don’t want dirt, I want filth. I don’t want a storm, I want a hurricane. I don’t want hills, I want mountains. I don’t want groups, I want crowds. I don’t want fear, I want panic. I don’t want suspense, I want terror. I don’t want humor, I want hysteria.”

- Renny Harlin in 1994 … right before dropping anchor on Cutthroat Island. (via lowindustrial)

I don’t want Sandy Bullock, I want Geena Davis.

Lots of Don Johnson-ing going on today.

Sat, 26 May 2012 19:03:04 -0400

Lots of Don Johnson-ing going on today.

In the 9th grade, I stopped having sleepovers because all my...

Sat, 26 May 2012 11:40:11 -0400

In the 9th grade, I stopped having sleepovers because all my friends made fun of my bedsheets.

I was really into vintage trucks.

Sometimes an image flashes through my mind and I can’t...

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:13:00 -0400

Sometimes an image flashes through my mind and I can’t remember if it was a dream I had once or something that might have happened on an episode of Nip/Tuck.

Like a street mime robbing a coffee shop, for example.

Tonight I’m pretending to be at the Skrillex concert....

Fri, 25 May 2012 21:27:16 -0400

Tonight I’m pretending to be at the Skrillex concert. It’s the most fun I’ll never have.

the hare krishna

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:50:13 -0400

It seems that Sally was on to something when she referred to the city as being a dirty place a few weeks back. Lane is beginning to dig his own grave with tax dodging, embezzlement, and forgery; Joan went full blown Naomi Campbell on her secretary; and the newly unemployed Megan is quickly morphing into Betty 2.0 while she sits around waiting for Don to come home and watching his spaghetti dinner grow cold. Only this new version won’t stand for afternoon cocktails and midlife crisis joyrides in a Jaguar XKE test drive.

At this point can we just fast forward to the scene where Betty mistakes Megan for a toothpick and uses her to remove forbidden steak from her teeth at 12am?

Interrupting my friend’s Sunday morning family brunch with...

Sun, 20 May 2012 12:07:21 -0400

Interrupting my friend’s Sunday morning family brunch with breaking and inappropriate news.

breakingbatman: Crime doesn’t sleep, but even the most fearless...

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:31:53 -0400

breakingbatman:

Crime doesn’t sleep, but even the most fearless hero must recoup with an oil change every 3,000 miles.

Boy, wondering?

Walked out of the movie theater tonight and overheard a puzzled child ask his father a burning...

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:00:00 -0400

Walked out of the movie theater tonight and overheard a puzzled child ask his father a burning question:

“Does The Hulk go to the bathroom when he’s The Hulk or does he wait until he’s back to being a regular person?”

I’ll be up all night pondering this.

breakingbatman: Batman (1966) It appears Lady Luck had her keen...

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:00:57 -0400

breakingbatman:

Batman (1966)

It appears Lady Luck had her keen eye focused on the Dynamic Duo, yet again. If this was a day earlier, the Batcopter would have crash landed dead center into the Booby Trap and Combustible Dust Convention.

A side project to distract me from my mental illness?

This is how my father dressed through all of the 80s and a good...

Tue, 15 May 2012 21:24:24 -0400

This is how my father dressed through all of the 80s and a good chunk of the early 90s, except he rocked a bitchin’ Ned Flanders-esque mustache.

I overheard a woman talking to her son on the phone today. “Now I want you to check-in on...

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:36:56 -0400

I overheard a woman talking to her son on the phone today.

“Now I want you to check-in on Facebook as soon as you get there so I know you got there okay. And don’t just do it right now and then leave; I’ll know. I always know. I have my ways.”

I’m nominating her for Mother of the Year.

Climatic showdown on Chekhov’s balcony? (via...

Mon, 14 May 2012 20:58:00 -0400

Climatic showdown on Chekhov’s balcony?

(via notabuddhist)

Did anyone else flock to their local Sam Goody in 1992 to buy the A League of their Own soundtrack...

Wed, 09 May 2012 22:50:54 -0400

Did anyone else flock to their local Sam Goody in 1992 to buy the A League of their Own soundtrack thinking that one Madonna recording was going to be on there, only to get home and find out it wasn’t and got stuck with that less inferior Carole King song from the opening credits and a few shitty Manhattan Transfer tracks?

Neither did I.

My friend's family lives in the house with the statue. It's Alice In Wonderland, the previous owner had figurines of all of the characters, but now only Alice remains. I heard lots of mysteries when I was growing up in Cohasset, but sadly they're myth.

Wed, 09 May 2012 22:12:15 -0400

Last fall, I shared a story about a haunted statue of a little girl that resided in a small and humble seaside New England town. If the above referenced is true, then 99.9% of my life I was lied to.

My dog is really into cars.

Tue, 08 May 2012 22:13:52 -0400

My dog is really into cars.

Pissed they ran out of chile relleno on Cinco de Mayo.

Sat, 05 May 2012 21:33:48 -0400

Pissed they ran out of chile relleno on Cinco de Mayo.

Photo

Sat, 05 May 2012 13:12:01 -0400

help i'm alive

Sat, 05 May 2012 12:13:38 -0400

This is the opening shot of the first episode of King of the Hill. It makes me want to live inside the quiet paradise of a Bob Ross painting and the seemingly impossible world that has a water tower with the town’s name on it.