the miseducation of patrick dunn


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Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.

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Did it grow back okay?
Actually, the regrowth process was really s—-y — itchy, uncomfortable. I have a newfound appreciation for women, between the waxing, self-tanning, the constant gym time; I have a whole new profound respect for women and what they go through.

- Matt Bomer, in an interview with Entertainment Weekly.

So this guy, Matt Bomer, lands a role in Steven Soderbergh’s new film, Magic Mike; where the story is supposed to follow this group of male strippers and their jolly, ball shaking misadventures. I’m not this staunch feminist or anything - actually, I take pride in having a penis - but the claim of being able to identify himself with the struggles of womanhood after being paid a heaping pile of cash to endure the blight of body waxing, self-tanning, and constant gym time just comes across as a little sketchy to me.

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