Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.

It’s late Sunday afternoon. A familiar feeling begins to grow over me - that one where I realize the weekend will soon abruptly end. Tomorrow, there will be rats racing, keyboards clacking, and break-room coffee aromas. I close my eyes and think of that long dead cat dangling from a tree branch. Hang in there, baby.