the miseducation of patrick dunn
Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.
I have this habit of hoarding television series on my DVR for months. I imagine no other human being would ever sit down to watch an eight hour marathon of Family Feud in one sitting, but I consider my quirk akin to that of a squirrel storing nuts for the harsh winter months. It is inevitable that I will get sick one day and the unfailingly suave Steve Harvey will be the chicken soup that warms my soul.
