Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.

“A man who orders up murder like you and I order coffee.”
With the curtain falling on the second season of Boardwalk Empire, Sunday nights are going to be lonely, at least for a while. No more Steve Buscemi standing behind those suits that make him look like a ten year old at a wedding, no more mother fucking, overdone Irish accents, or wild dogs running off with Richard Harrow’s tin mask. Worst of all, no more Jimmy Darmody. No doubt, he’ll go down in entertainment history as the Boba Fett of semi-fictionalized period dramas. HBO Heaven just gained another angel.
Michael Pitt?? What...crap. And don’t worry. Light will come back to your Sundays when Mad...