Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.

November 30, 1954. Sylacauga, Alabama:
Ann Elizabeth Hodges entered the history books as being the first documented case of a human being that has been struck by a meteorite. The 8.5 pound meteorite crashed through her roof, bounced off a radio, and landed on her hip. She only suffered minor bruises, but her case has managed to instill an irrational fear of falling skies that is sure to leave me panic stricken for at least the next six months.