Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.


The thing about The Walking Dead is that at any given moment, the drama unfolding onscreen can be interrupted by an unplanned zombie attack. For example, when Andrea grabbed Shane’s cock and prepped him for road head; I kept waiting for a walker to emerge from the backseat and devour them both.
If only…