the miseducation of patrick dunn
Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best friend's score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.
Somewhere he had heard a joke: “It isn’t the fall that hurts, it’s the sudden stop.” Clever, that. It isn’t the fall …
How did it feel? It must be a strange sensation, falling like that. Fifty floors. Did one have time to think … time to regret? Hadn’t some doctor said they die while still in the air? How did he find that out? Well, if he ever got tired of life he’d have liked to try it himself. Something enthralling and terrifying about it. A beautiful gesture. One grand leap, with everybody looking on. All those people would stare at him in horror and admiration. And they would wonder how he felt while falling. But he would know; he would know lots of things that puzzled the rest of them.
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