January 2011
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On nights like this, as soon as the NyQuil kicks in, I begin to regret the things I forgot to do in the last hour that I no longer have the energy for.
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...pizza time
As I approach the third anniversary of owning a Nintendo Wii console, the only two things I have got to show of our relationship are a dusty copy of Mario Kart that hasn’t been touched since a “Wii Night” in Winter ‘08 and a virtual copy of the original NES masterpiece, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which will forever be embedded onto the device’s hard drive. It has...
Excuses I hope to use someday.
“Hey, sorry I can’t make my intervention, but I got invited to a pub crawl in support of breast cancer. I know, so shitty of me to ditch last minute, but it’s for charity. We can try again next weekend, or maybe the 24th, it’s a long weekend. I have my whole life to sober up. Also, tell everyone I said hello.”
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Now it's time for some deep thoughts while I wait...
If Axl Rose joined Velvet Revolver, would they by default become Guns n’ Roses again?
Really?
kristenzem:
When I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Red Carpet I couldn’t figure out why she was there. I joked to my co-horts that it was for that awful Lifetime movie (that I watched - whatever) where she was a masseuse that gave happy endings.
Well I was right. Slow year.
Remember when she was on that show where she could see dead people? Too bad they didn’t give her a heads up that...
the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm...
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things i say to a waitress when she rifles off a...
“Earl Grey? Does anyone even drink that? It’s like the Chevy Malibu of teas. I mean no offense if you happen to drive one. Actually, I take that back, my intentions were to offend. I’ll just have a water, please…”
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