December 2010
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My Very Own Christmas Special
If I had a Tumblr account in 1995 this is how it would have looked on Christmas Day:
This year, it was a record breaking ten minutes before my family broke out into our annual Christmas morning brawl. Of course, it was all my mother’s fault, because she accidentally wrote my name on the tag of a present intended for my younger brother asked for; Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong’s...
things that have mysteriously disappeared: volume...
In no particular order:
Jumper Cables - You know, everyone has jumper cables that have been in the backseat of their car for at least a thousand years. I know I do, or did. All these years I was fortunate enough to have never used them, but the one time I am in need of them; they are mysteriously absent.
Lost: Season Three: Disc One - I am pretty sure the first disc is just four episodes of...
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Lips Manlis
I remember the summer when Warren Beatty’s Dick Tracy film came out. The film inspired me to become a small-time detective. I combed the streets with a magnifying glass and dusted everything in sight for fingerprints. Secretly, I was hoping there would be a murder or a kidnapping in my neighborhood, and I’d be the hero that saves the day. When nothing happened, I grew bored with that...
The Pen Fifteen Club
Technology is great and all, but there are still times when I have a hankering for an old fashioned ball point pen. Our phones, gadgets, and tablets have the capabilities to create lists and shit, but honestly, I’d rather stroll through a grocery store with a handwritten shopping list on a crumbled up McDonald’s napkin in my back pocket. Inspired by Yahoo! News’ constant need to...
Truth Be Told
I’ve been known to make up facts and statistical figures to win arguments. Don’t even bother trying to disprove me with research, because you’ll just discover that I’m accurate about 97% of the time.