Patrick currently resides deep in the suburbs of Boston, Massachusetts. He sucks at sports, can't play any musical instruments, and suffers from crippling anxiety. In his spare time, he can be found trying to beat his best score at Ms. Pacman or passed out on the couch after a tiring day of Law & Order: SVU reruns. His favorite things include television, music, and comedy. He dislikes almost everything else, especially the Tori episodes of Saved by the Bell.
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As a child I had this debilitating fear of sitting on a toilet. Perhaps it all stemmed from that scene in Ghoulies II where J. Downing is reamed by a rank reject from The Muppet Workshop or Hard Ticket to Hawaii when a morbidly obese boa constrictor decides to take a joy ride through the winding roads of modern day plumbing.